::Reader Discretion Advised::This is our fish. He lives a pretty boring life. We haven't even given him a name. And the regularity of feeding and cleaning his bowl, well not too regular.
However - tonight I was paying him some attention (meaning that I happened to glance in his bowl while walking by) AND he had the biggest turd I had ever seen from little tiny fish!!!
Andrew was unable to come and look, so I decided to take a picture (so to prove how big this turd really was). Now, I'm by no means an fantastic photographer, so I knew this was going to take a couple of shots. I only got this first one in though because the flash scared the poop out of him!!! (ps - it's been a weird day and this by far brought me much joy!!!!!)
This is a closeup of our fish with the dangling turd. I have circled it in case there is any confusion. Unfortunately this shot doesn't quite give justice to the hard work this little guy put into it. This bowel movement extended past his tail!!!! I'm sure it didn't break any world record holdings - but I would venture to say it has got to be a personal best for this little guy. 
(I hope you all will still be my friends after this. I usually don't find much humor in potty humor but this was absolutely hilarious!! -- well at least to me and the weird mood I'm in. Really, how often do get to see this?!?!? Perhaps if I paid more attention to my fish, I would see this more often!!)
1 comment:
you really have a lot of time on your hands.
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